When you want a little bit of every type of fish on your roll, order the Rainbow Roll. It got that name for a reason. It's center is a California Roll which is made up of avocado, cucumber, and crab mayo. On top are 4 varieties of perfectly cut pieces of fish: tuna, salmon, red snapper, and shrimp. Put them all together, and you have a nice assortment of colors that make up a beautiful and tasty sushi rainbow. It's a pretty classic roll that just about every sushi joint makes. But ours, if of course, much better.
We're trying out some subliminal marketing now. Is it too obvious? That we want you to eat more sushi? Well, it's not a bad message. You should eat more sushi. It's good for you. It's low fat, an excellent source of protein, and it tastes great! What more can you ask for? In any case, we hope you all have a nice weekend. Still really beautiful out here in Orange County. Remember, happy hour every day from 2pm to 5pm, even on the weekends!
Every day is a good day for some sashimi. Come on in and get our nice sashimi sampler like the one pictured. You get generous slices of a variety of different fishes, like tuna, albacore, yellowtail, red snapper, and salmon. It's so colorful and has so many unique flavors, it'll feel like you're eating a 5-course meal, without all the guilt! Come on in early, if you can, especially between 2pm and 5pm. That's when we have happy hour, the best in Orange County! $2.50 sushi, $3.5 appetizers. $2.50 sake, $10 Sapporo pitchers. Woohoo!
Are you having a bad day? A bad week? Bad month? Well, we have your cure! Get some sashimi and watch your life change instantly! If you know what types of fish you like, just yell them out to our sushi chefs and they'll put together a delicious, beautifully arranged plate of sashimi for you. Just looking at it should make you feel better. Can you imagine what it'll do once you eat it all? Yeah, life will be pretty darn good after that. Come on in. It's Thursday.
We know you have busy lives, so busy you don't even have time to come in and enjoy a nice meal with us. Well, we're giving you options. You can get pretty much anything you want off of our menu to go! Just order it ahead of time and our skillful sushi chefs will expertly pack and make sure your food is not only presentable, but also, so freaking delicious! It's what we do. However, we do recommend you come in and sit down with us eventually. We need to talk. There are some things we need to go over. Namely, fish.
Yes, our sushi talks. And it's saying, "Eat me." That could be taken so many different ways. It used to be regarded as a taunt to tell someone off. It could also be taken sexually (we know that's what you were thinking). But it could also be a very simple statement for you to come into our sushi restaurant and enjoy some excellent sushi prepared by our awesome chefs on a chill Friday like today. By the way, yes, that photo is actual sushi served in our restaurant. We don't have any fancy spokesperson. We don't have any fancy supermodels. We're as real as it gets.
Initially, when I wrote this, it was supposed to be a simple line. Playing on Mae West's, "Why don't you come up some time and see me?" Yes, I'm old. So the "sashimi" is supposed to sound like "see me." So it was, "Why don't you come & sashimi some time?" But then, I thought, if we're going to put the "sa" in front of the verb, might as well do it for the "come" too. So then it became, "sa-come" which kinda sounds like, "succumb." Wow, this became a lot more complicated than I initially planned for it. Any way, just come and have some delicious, expertly-prepared sashimi with us.
We hate bragging but we must. Again. Have you tried our sashimi sampler? It's so good, you won't want to sample anything else after it! It looks great and it has no carbs. It's a win win win situation. It comes with our 5 most popular fishes: yellowtail, salmon, tuna, red snapper, and albacore. Of course, it comes with the standard wasabi and soy sauce. Doesn't come with the happy sauce (sake), however. Come on by and try it out today if want some quality sashimi at kick ass prices!
What's Sexy Sushi Saturdays? Just a ploy to get your attention. And it worked. That's not to say that our sushi isn't sexy because it's hella sexy. Sometimes, it's better than sex. And that's not to discourage you from coming in all sexy just to have some of our sushi. So please, by all means, put on a sexy outfit and come on in and sit at our sushi bar. Our sushi chefs won't mind. They're tired of looking at each other all day. ;-)