Last Piece of Sushi

When you go out to eat, you want to be polite. So you always leave the last piece for the other people at the table. But then it turns out, all the other people are thinking the same thing. Don't you just hate it when that happens? People just being too damn polite nowadays. Look, if it's good and you're still hungry, eat it! Don't wait. Don't be polite. We don't have that kind of nonsense. Unless you're on a first date. Then yeah, be polite. Unless you're paying for it. Then, in that case, you eat it. Done. Happy Friday, y'all!