Initially, when I wrote this, it was supposed to be a simple line. Playing on Mae West's, "Why don't you come up some time and see me?" Yes, I'm old. So the "sashimi" is supposed to sound like "see me." So it was, "Why don't you come & sashimi some time?" But then, I thought, if we're going to put the "sa" in front of the verb, might as well do it for the "come" too. So then it became, "sa-come" which kinda sounds like, "succumb." Wow, this became a lot more complicated than I initially planned for it. Any way, just come and have some delicious, expertly-prepared sashimi with us.
We hate bragging but we must. Again. Have you tried our sashimi sampler? It's so good, you won't want to sample anything else after it! It looks great and it has no carbs. It's a win win win situation. It comes with our 5 most popular fishes: yellowtail, salmon, tuna, red snapper, and albacore. Of course, it comes with the standard wasabi and soy sauce. Doesn't come with the happy sauce (sake), however. Come on by and try it out today if want some quality sashimi at kick ass prices!
What's Sexy Sushi Saturdays? Just a ploy to get your attention. And it worked. That's not to say that our sushi isn't sexy because it's hella sexy. Sometimes, it's better than sex. And that's not to discourage you from coming in all sexy just to have some of our sushi. So please, by all means, put on a sexy outfit and come on in and sit at our sushi bar. Our sushi chefs won't mind. They're tired of looking at each other all day. ;-)
Sometimes, we just have to let our sushi speak for itself. No gimmicks. No jokes. Just gosh darn sexy looking sushi that tastes even better than it looks. You can't get this quality of sushi at our prices anywhere else in Orange County. It is grads and dad season, so keep us in mind for your next gathering. We'll take care of you all the way through.
Time to kick off them shoes and get the weekend started! We have the best place if you want to go fishing in Orange County. Just sit right up at our bar and watch as the fish start jumping onto your plate. It's amazing! You don't even have to wait for very long to get a bite. We have an amazing assortment of fishes, too. Unlike other fishing spots, you don't have to keep this watering hole a secret. Hope everyone has a nice weekend! Come on by!